Welcome to this week’s selection of bad real estate pics straight from Instagram. Headache warning for #3.
#1— Closet Shower
There’s a first time for everything. This creative use of space is a friendly reminder to open every door at a home tour.
#2— Paint Nightmare
Something awful happened here, specifically in that kitchen.
#3— Variety House
There’s something for everyone in this home! Too bad all of it sucks. Hope someone is checking in on the very indecisive person responsible for this nightmare interior.
#4— Witch Stairs
Another day, another set of pointless witch stairs. I’m all for preserving the historical charm in homes, but navigating these after a few drinks would result in certain death for most people.
#5— Marble Party
This is nauseating. Some poor sucker must’ve inherited a ton of unused marble. Or maybe people really are crazy enough to think of something as awful as an all-marble house.
#6— Brick House
The exterior of this place is just a preview of the atrocities inside. I understand exposed brick is all the rage, but this is a prime example of how you actually can have too much of a good thing.
We’re not gonna talk about the rocks.