Welcome to this week’s selection of bad real estate pics straight from Instagram. Headache warning for #3.

#1— Closet Shower

There’s a first time for everything. This creative use of space is a friendly reminder to open every door at a home tour. 

#2— Paint Nightmare

Something awful happened here, specifically in that kitchen.

#3— Variety House

There’s something for everyone in this home! Too bad all of it sucks. Hope someone is checking in on the very indecisive person responsible for this nightmare interior. 

#4— Witch Stairs

Another day, another set of pointless witch stairs. I’m all for preserving the historical charm in homes, but navigating these after a few drinks would result in certain death for most people.

#5— Marble Party

This is nauseating. Some poor sucker must’ve inherited a ton of unused marble. Or maybe people really are crazy enough to think of something as awful as an all-marble house.

#6— Brick House

The exterior of this place is just a preview of the atrocities inside. I understand exposed brick is all the rage, but this is a prime example of how you actually can have too much of a good thing. 

We’re not gonna talk about the rocks.

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